Words of Wisdom:
College is an adventure. Wear pants.
Awkward conversations:
"I like sleeping with people..."
"It's cuz it's warm..."
"I'm naked..."
"...Oh..."
"Keep your pants on!"
"...None of us are wearing pants..."
*pants herself* "Oops..."
*looks puzzled* "...She just pulled down her pants..."
"I like him..."
"But he's not cuddly enough for you!"
"Do we have any cuddly friends?"
"Its only the third week of school...!"
"You know how lame those "your mom" jokes are?"
"I'm going to the University of Your Mom!"
"I'm going to the University of Your Face!"
"...That's what she said!!!"
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