It's 5:45 AM. There are three people in my bed, and three people in my roomie's. How very strange?
Sally woke up to someone sleeping in her roomie's bed. Her roomie dropped out of college 2 weeks ago. o.O
Why is everything funnier at 5.45AM?
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
words of wisdom and awkward conversations
Words of Wisdom:
College is an adventure. Wear pants.
Awkward conversations:
"I like sleeping with people..."
"It's cuz it's warm..."
"I'm naked..."
"...Oh..."
"Keep your pants on!"
"...None of us are wearing pants..."
*pants herself* "Oops..."
*looks puzzled* "...She just pulled down her pants..."
"I like him..."
"But he's not cuddly enough for you!"
"Do we have any cuddly friends?"
"Its only the third week of school...!"
"You know how lame those "your mom" jokes are?"
"I'm going to the University of Your Mom!"
"I'm going to the University of Your Face!"
"...That's what she said!!!"
College is an adventure. Wear pants.
Awkward conversations:
"I like sleeping with people..."
"It's cuz it's warm..."
"I'm naked..."
"...Oh..."
"Keep your pants on!"
"...None of us are wearing pants..."
*pants herself* "Oops..."
*looks puzzled* "...She just pulled down her pants..."
"I like him..."
"But he's not cuddly enough for you!"
"Do we have any cuddly friends?"
"Its only the third week of school...!"
"You know how lame those "your mom" jokes are?"
"I'm going to the University of Your Mom!"
"I'm going to the University of Your Face!"
"...That's what she said!!!"
College Facepalm!
This blog is for those wtf moments that only happen in college. :-)
I washed my dishes with a sock the other day. It was clean I promise!!!
I was sitting in my desk chair and eating rice with chopsticks. I almost fell out of my chair, and in my desperate flailing to not fall, my chopsticks went flying out of my hand. After picking them up from the ground, I contemplated going to the bathroom to wash them. Only for a second. I decided to continue eating my rice.
My choir director started making penis jokes. During practice.
Only at college. *facepalm*
I washed my dishes with a sock the other day. It was clean I promise!!!
I was sitting in my desk chair and eating rice with chopsticks. I almost fell out of my chair, and in my desperate flailing to not fall, my chopsticks went flying out of my hand. After picking them up from the ground, I contemplated going to the bathroom to wash them. Only for a second. I decided to continue eating my rice.
My choir director started making penis jokes. During practice.
Only at college. *facepalm*
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